Son of a Son of a Sinner

Thoughts of a Christian…2000 years too late

FSDB – Under the Sea Parody

Students, listen to me, the sighted world, it’s a mess. Life at FSDB is better than anything they got out there.

The playground is always greener
At somebody else’s school
You dream about going to there
But it wouldn’t be as cool
As this grand campus around you
Built in 1884
Tom Coleman’s legacy surrounds you
What more is you lookin’ for?

Reading is better using Braille letters
Take it from me
At other schools they work all day
But here we watch the Dragons play
Don’t think I’m gloating
I’m just promoting

Down here all the kids is happy
When they make the honor roll
We also get real happy
When our Cobras score a goal
The Blue Cobras sure is lucky
They’re the best team in the States
The Girls’ squad came in first place
And the guys’ squad did great, OH YEAH!

Nobody beat us or ever cheat us
We guarantee
Our teachers read us lots of books
There’s no doubt that they got us hooked
We’ve just been learning
Good grades we’re earning

Classes are sweet here, we got the beat here
Our most famous alumnus Ray
He got the urge ‘n’ start to play
We got the spirit, you got to hear it

Our blind students shine all of the time
Excelling at all the work their assigned
Our hearing impaired, they all leave prepared
To go out in the world (yeah)!

Ray he did play the black and white keys
Spent all his life tickling ivories
He was a cool cat; he knew where it’s at
And look how far he did go, haha!!

Learning to read so we can succeed
That’s music to me
While other schools are really bland
We got a handi-capable band
We pass exams here; know how to jam here
We don’t act smug here; cutting a rug here
What heights we’ll scale here while reading Braille here
That’s why it’s hotter at our alma mater
We may be blind here, but that’s just fine here


1 Comment»

  Dorothy wrote @

Oh, how wonderful!

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