Son of a Son of a Sinner

Thoughts of a Christian…2000 years too late

IT’S GOIN DOWN (feat. Kelly and Young Bill)

Here we go again (Bad Boy South, AICPA, FASB Entertainment)
You I go by the name of Kelly, right?
I gotta introduce you to
anotha professa in my department right
This professa go by the name of Bill (Yo, Bill!)
He resides in Marsh Creek, right
But for right now
what we gotta do for y’all
we gotta give y’all a hit

Bill:
Scholars in my face
Dang near e’ry day
Askin’ me a question like,
‘Bill, where ya stay?’
Tell’em at the Marsh
Ridin’ golf carts
Playin’ 18 holes always finish under par
Just bought a shirt (EEH!)
New shoes on my feet (EEH!)
(EEH!) Both from Parisian (EEH!) so dress like me! (EEH!)
‘04 Jetta wit the bucket seats
Ledgers in the trunk for gas utilities
Catch me at school
Office hours on the door
MWF 9:30-4:00
If you choose
Call me at my house
If you get lucky, might talk to my spouse
My bride loves me
I’m her guy
Gary Hoover smiles every time I walk by
I know you wonder why
I’m so good
‘Cause I gotta CPA/MBA
Like you should!

(Chorus x2)
Abidin’ by GAAP
It’s goin’ down!
In K-315
It’s goin’ down!
Class average
It’s goin’ down!
Any class wit me guaranteed to go down!

W-2s
Deduct a few thangs
If you blind and 65
You get Ben Franks
I’m in Wiley Hall
Advisees just pause
When I crack a few books about tax laws
Time to get to work
Students bust a hump
Boys in my class
Sometimes call me a chump
When I collect homework
5 days a week
#1 professa
So, sit down in your seat!
Ohh, they dislike me
Do I care? Nah!
Just tell’em to drop me
And walk right out the door
Accounting Firms know my students
Are few and proud,
Lavelle Trained,
And they stand out from the crowd
No sittin’ in the back (EEH!)
(EEH!) Hats are uncouth (EEH!)
(EEH!) As a Marine (EEH!)
(EEH!) Time to recruit (EEH!)
If you have an answer
Say it to my face
You could get an “atta girl”
Or “Ognib” in its place

(Chorus x2)
Abidin’ my GAAP
It’s goin’ down!
In K-315
It’s goin’ down!
Class average
It’s goin’ down!
Any class wit me guaranteed to go down!

Time to pop-a-pouri
Let the scholar know
That his answer ain’t what I was lookin’ for
I don’t teach slow, so you need to read
Goin’ out into the world these skillz you will need
Fed Tax you’re gonna fail, If you don’t know
How to write off donations that you make to the poor

Everytime I walk in, door closes wit a clang
Put down my coffee and say, “Hi, gang!
Put receivables
from those who don’t pay
In the Allowance for Doubtful Accounts at the end of the day
You don’t have it?
Lemme see the audit
Gonna go to Disney, Park Hopper Pass, just bought it!

(Chorus x2)
Abiding by GAAP
It’s goin’ down!
In K-315
It’s goin’ down!
Class average
It’s goin’ down!
Any class you have me, guaranteed to go down!

Kelly:
Yeah
Yo, Bill
Kelly strikes again
This a Kelly Beat (Money Maker!)

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